The Titanic went under. The British steamship, Lusitania, lies in a watery grave. Even Germany's most feared battleship Bismarck now rests at the bottom of the sea. But the Tampon that my friend deposited into my bowl last night stayed afloat regardless of the funneling suction that eventually hurled it into an irrecoverable tail spin. Though tattered and adrift, this 'pon braved typhonic forces as mythic as white squalls, withstandng the pull into the collective of Upper Westsiders' waste. Only after gingerly placing several plys of Brawny paper towels atop it's shredding corpus, like some burial shroud, did this proud tampon finally succumb. In a performance worthy of "The Unflushables," I hope that all of us may take a moment and remember this irrepressible 'pon.
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Scissor Sisters: Scissor Sisters
This album is the soundtrack to my life. Ok, wishful thinking. (*****)Harajuku Girls
Gwen Stefani: Love, Angel, Music, Baby
It's so sexy that I might have to touch you when listening to it. (****)The Only Living Boy In New York
Simon & Garfunkel: Best of Simon & Garfunkel
I don't know why I can't stop listening to this. It's so free & breezy, like Summer's Eve, only for your ear canal. (*****)It's All Mixed Up
Red House Painters: Songs for a Blue Guitar
A song pretty much applicable to any aspect of life. Too bad it was wasted in the dreadful movie Excess Baggage. (***)Better Son/Daughter
Rilo Kiley: Execution of All Things
The song is so good I almost get into a car accident everytime I listen to it. (*****)
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Shit I Should've Read & Plugs for Profs
Adam Haslitt: I'm Not A Stranger Here
Not bad for his first try. Damn him. (*****)Jhumpa Lahiri: Interpreter of Maladies
There's only so much of the Indian thing I can take, but this is pretty good. (****)- Zbigniew Herbert: Still life With A Bridle: Essays and apocryphas
Actually, I'm reading this for my thesis. But you should read it too, just so you can help give me ideas. RACHEL COHEN: A Chance Meeting : Intertwined Lives of American Writers and Artists, 1854-1967
Simply because Rachel rocks... (*****)Vijay Seshadri: The Long Meadow : Poems
Don't get poetry, but hey, I can't help but idolize Vijay.JOHN BURNHAM SCHWARTZ: Bicycle Days (Vintage Contemporaries (Paperback))
He was 21 when this was published! I'm already four years behind. Still, he's a standup guy that sails.
Leave it to C to deposit an unflushable bloody mass in someone's toliet all the while letting out such a hackle! I guess this time she didn't drop the Cosbys off at the pools, but rather, the Kennedys.
Posted by: Todd Pravda | November 12, 2004 at 05:34 PM
sounds similar to my friend's stories of potato sized dooks.
Posted by: hubs | November 15, 2004 at 01:26 PM