So Thanksgiving is one of those days that's "supposed" to be about something else (like Christmas is the birth of Christ or whatever, but we all know it's just about greed and eggnog). However, similiar to the Christmas situation, everyone basically knows that Thanksgiving is just another holiday that justifies binge eating. In an attempt to rectify this gluttonous end, I'm actually going to announce what I'm thankful for this moment, and I hope that others will follow this altruistic lead.
Today, especially, I'm thankful that my fupa is dormant. I'm thankful for this now, b/c tomorrow I'm sure that even WMD's will be ineffective in the battle against the bulge. So on this very day when redskins once dined with puritans, I'm quite thankful that my fupa is supa (slim upper pussy area).
I'm thankful that I continue on my quest to leave fuca behind and come, once again, into the glorious sunrise of suca (slim upper cock area). Life is beautiful! I am beautiful! You and your SUPA is beautiful!
Posted by: Chef Pot Roast | December 10, 2004 at 10:28 AM