I'm rendered speechless yet again. It seems that my laryngitis drops by with more uninvited frequency than my Aunt Flo, however don't all of you rejoice in my silence just yet--I'm planning to nurse this baby from start to finish with a lot more smoke and booze than the last run.
Observation. Funny that both times I've lost my voice have been after dates. I'd venture to say they were "successful" dates in that case, b/c more likely than not I spent the entire evening talking, naturally about myself. Since I so *rarely* get a chance to do that, maybe the aftermath is worth it. I don't know how much I am a fan of dating. I find that fucking first and dating later is far more gratifying. Dating then, literally, becomes a waste of breath. And if you're going to be wasting your breath, you might as well be simultaneously deriving some sort of pleasure from it. Plus, when I date first, I'm usually distracted for the duration of the evening, calculating approximately how long it will take for me to seal the deal. Whether or not this is healthy behavior remains to be seen, and it's probably not a good idea for me to post it across the internet, but I think we've covered the fact that I have no shame, I'm a slob, and after this posting, it's fairly clear I'm also a slut. (I'm adding requisite JUST KIDDING here for posterity's sake)
Well, apparantly you've lost the use of your digits along with your vocal mechanism. It's been four damn days!!!! I'm chomping at the bit here!
Posted by: Chef Pot Roast | March 15, 2005 at 12:21 PM
I doubt that my digits are in any immediate peril these days. However for you, Chef, I'll do my best to be more diligent in my postings :)
Posted by: Fupafighter | March 15, 2005 at 12:36 PM
You're sweet. I'm just trying to find uplifting things with which to fill my days. Having a martini at my desk, however, did not sit well with those in power at this establishment, so I have nothing else to do other than wait for the new fupafighter episode!
Posted by: Chef Pot Roast | March 15, 2005 at 02:02 PM